Why do people say they don't like the smell farts but whenever someone lets one rip people nearby always take a big sniffs.......I don't get it. Farts are poo particles going into your nose and into your lungs, I don't know what the long term effects that farticles in your lungs will cause but I am sure it's not good. I don't understand why some farts burn your bum hole, how does this happen I like to call it the bum dragon. your insides get all worked up and then the fire flame comes tearing out your ass..the ring of fire.

Movie Theater Popcorn

Last night I went to the movies to go and enjoy a night out with my wife, we got to the theater bought our tickets and then got in line to get our snacks. I got to the counter ordered my popcorn and all was well with the world until......."sir its an extra .72 cents for butter" ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME. I just paid the equivalent to a car payment just to get in. Paying for butter on popcorn is like paying for ketchup on a burger it should just be there, don't you think that they made enough money from the $13.95 they charged for the day old left overs. It should be mandatory for them to put butter on it just to cover up the stale stench of dirty teenage hands reaching into the popcorn popper touching every last kernel. Anyways the movie was good but the concession stand gets one big Banana in their pockets.